Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Holidays!















It's Christmas Eve..Yeah!!

Fuck that..I am not a big fan of Christmas..I'm not sure why? It might be because I'm not religious? I'm surrounded by religious people and nativity scenes and the reminder of the birth of "our savior" Jesus H. Christ..Or it might be that goddamn music that people play around the clock..From the day after Thanksgiving until January 2 I'm forced to listen to Fucking Neil Diamond singing "It's gonna be a white fucking Christmas." Go Fuck yourself Neil! I hate the goddamn snow.

What about the awful food that is shoved in your face? Those cute little Christmas Cookies in the shape of a tree with enough Sugary frosting on the top to put me into a coma. Why pastries? I guess Jesus was made out of bread? So it makes sense that people should bake on Christmas.

Oh and I really love the whole happy holidays/Merry Christmas debate..I live in a town with bunch of liberal hippies that think they are entitled to have rights. Really important rights like "I don't think people should be aloud to say Merry Christmas. "I think it's very rude to assume I celebrate Christmas." GO FUCK YOURSELF DOUCHE-BAG!!! Who gives a shit what somebody says? They are just being polite. They don't really give a shit if you have Happy Holidays or a Merry Christmas. You need to get a life or stop breathing my air.

Merry Christmas!!!!

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